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My New Fitness Obsession

In an attempt to calm my severe anxiety, I have begun a new exercise regimen. I am now obsessed with a couple of vintage home workout videos, 8 Minute Abs and 8 Minute Buns! I tried 8 Minute Abs once, and I was hooked! I'm so excited to repair my vodka body, and restore it to it's former state of hotness.

Bye, bye, Vodka Body!

Oldies Of Me

Wow, just came across some pictures of me from back in my Circus days. Friggin' weird.

My New Fan Site

http://ihatecherylbirch.blogspot.com/

This Is The Least Flattering Picture I Have Of Myself....

This is an example of my body losing the battle against a vodka induced gut. This was me at my "rock bottom". Still Better than Fat Gina.

There it is. My dirty laundry for the whole world to see... On this day, I looked in the mirror and was devastated to see what three weeks worth of consistent day time drinking had done to my previously awesome body. Fat flanks and a pooch. Fat Gina, lets see your fat flanks and pooch. Perhaps I should have just put on a crappy button up and pushed my crappy boobs up.

-Ps, her boobs look like garbage.

This Is My Life.... And I Still Dominate

I woke up
I laid in bed for twenty minutes, while generating the courage to become vertical
Took a giant dump
Responded to the haters on The Chive who were telling me that I suck
Checked my blog and found that some people think I'm sort of awesome
Took a few shots
Had a panic attack
Turned on the television and watched The Room, because I love sh*tty movies
Spent about an hour eating Saltine crackers and butter
Popped a Seroquel to knock myself out (ps, it was only 25mg... I am a cheap date)
This is my life, and for some reason I still look better than 80% of the "Sexy Chivettes" this week. How is this possible??? And why the frick does Fat Gina still look so gross????