The Good, The Bad, and The Ugly; The Rise and Fall of Holly Madison

In the beginning, she was an ugly duckling.  Most of us experience awkward teen years in which we wish there was no photographic evidence that those years existed.  This was Holly:

Awkward, indeed...And so the years continued, and still, she didn't seem to grow out of this awkward phase.  This is normal, we can't all be beautiful.  However, despite lacking attractiveness, Holly marched on in pursuit of a modeling career.  And this is where things get a little funny:

 She must have taken someone's very good advise, because plastic surgery turned her into this:

I'm no expert, but I'd call that an improvement.  Her new hotness brought her fame and fortune.  She began dating Hugh Hefner and living in the Playboy Mansion.  As luck would have it, E! decided to make a reality show about the three girlfriends of  Mr. Hefner all living under the same roof.  She milked it.  After leaving the Mansion and crushing Hef's horny old man heart, she moved to Vegas, got her own show, and then this started happening:

It gets worse...

Soooo... That happened.  She had allegedly been asked by producers of her Peep Show to lose some weight.  Apparently she decided to just give up and let the beer and nachos take over her body and do with it whatever they wish, because this is what happened next:

All gratuitous cruelty aside, her midsection has tripled in size.  So, I'm assuming this bod doesn't make it on stage naked much anymore.  What comes next shocked most people.  Holly began appearing on AMICLUBWEAR modeling primarily clubwear accessories such as scarves and hats, since her body is essentially useless as far as modeling goes.  The images of her are unflattering at best, and in some cases, downright embarrassing.

Her new job as an AMICLUBWEAR model is obviously a courtesy extended to her by someone who either feels bad for her, or someone who's playing a hilarious joke on her.  This becomes apparent when you look at the other models representing the company:

 Yep, definitely either a joke or a favor.  Holly looks like crap these days compared to those other chicks.  Either way, I'm sure Holly needs the cash.  I can't wait to see what happens next with this train wreck.